December 2008
36 posts
In my opinion...
Dear Science by TV On The Radio is the best album of 2008, without question!
Oracular Spectacular by MGMT and Death Magnetic by Metallica are runners up. For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Iver is up there too, so is Santogold.
Partie Traumatic by Black Kids was an early contender but just lacked staying power, and I’m sure Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust by Sigur Ros was excellent but I...
Eoghan says:
he has a gay jacket, only boys want to have sex with him
This is beginning to feel like it's curling up...
So I woke up today with a cold. My body ached all over, it felt as though it had been frozen and was just thawing out. And then I had an idea…
I know that alcohol kills germs, so I thought if I drink a lot my cold should go away… no germs… no infection…? But would the alcohol get to the right places? Would I have to be upside down to do this properly? Would I have to...
“Come on skinny love just last the year, Pour a little salt we were never here.”
– Bon Iver - Skinny Love
And he's right!!
My Uncle: What were you doing in college?
Me: Biomedical Engineering.
My Uncle: Ah sure that's only bollocks...
:D
I got an awesome camera for Christmas, so I expect a lot more picture posts!
Irony
Baz! says:
im a genuis
Oh Aidan
Conor (to me): Do ya like Santa?
Aidan: Fanta is lovely!
Aidan: Fanta is the man!!
October 6th so it was. Monday so it was.
*Eoghan receives phone call*
Eoghan: Cool, I've a new first cousin once removed
Aidan: ...Wait.... let me think about that for a minute....
Eoghan: My first cousin's son......
Aidan: ..is dead!
Eoghan: No, has just been born!!
Eoghan Post
So I’ve finally come up with a get-rich-quick scheme, though it won’t be that quick, it’ll be fairly long and arduous I’d say, but wow I will be rich. I’m going to need the help of Michael O Leary on this one. I’m going to rival An Post.
An Post is run by the Government, so the Government gets all the profit. But if I were to start another postal service, one...
I overheard a guy failing to chat a girl up today
Guy: So are you in college?
Girl: Yeah, I'm up in Dublin, DCU.
Guy: Gettin' on well then?
Girl: Well I barely passed my exams last year so...
Guy: Too busy partying then HAHAHAHAHA
*notice how ridiculously loud he laughs*
Girl: Yeah...
*long pause*
Guy: So... do you drink?
Girl: Yeah, we'd usually have wine in college.
*long pause*
Guy: Red or white wine?
Girl: White.
*long pause*
Guy: Chardonnay is it?
Girl: Yeah
*long pause*
Guy: .....Chardonnay's nice....
Girl: ............
Eoghan: :L
“Katy Perry also recorded the song UR So Gay. It sounds homophobic, but of course...”
– Simon Amstell, genius.
How nice am I?
*Leanne* says:
mabye if i die i wont have to go
Eoghan says:
maybe
*Leanne* says:
(:
Eoghan says:
haha dont die
Eoghan says:
id have to do a reading
“Safety pins holding up the things that make you mine. About your hair you...”
– The Kooks - Shine On
It's amazing what people will post
*Stephen puts envelope through machine*
*Machine rips envelope and plastic bag filled with something strange flies out at Eoghan*
Eoghan: What the hell is that?
Stephen: Dunno, I'll call over one of the supervisors
Supervisor 1: What's that, hash?
Supervisor 2: That looks like hash.
Supervisor 3: What's that, ecstasy?
*Supervisor opens bag and sniffs contents*
Supervisor: .....It's porridge oats and glitter.
“What’s the weather like!!?? Ah don’t tell me, I cant bear to...”
– Dylan Moran on how full of emotion the Irish are, from ‘Like…Totally’
The Mars Volta - Televators
Just as he hit The ground They lowered a tow that Stuck in his neck to the gills Fragments of sobriquets riddle me this three half eaten corneas who hit the aureole Stalk the ground Stalk the ground You should have seen The curse that flew right by you Page of concrete Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway Auto-da-fé A capillary hint of red Only this manupod Crescent in shape has...
Workin' 4 to 12, what a way to make a living
Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh
Work is boring
But Summer Heights High is awesome
“She’s a party girl with a - bad habit, a bad habit for drugs…..
Ecstacy! Ecstacy! E-E-E-E-Ecstacy!!”
OMG addictive physics game. Never thought I'd say... →
Howiya
*Woman sits beside Eoghan on the train*
Eoghan (to self): She looks like some Howiya.
*Woman's phone rings*
Woman: Howiya?
Eoghan (to self): Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
“Kenwood make every effort to ensure our products are as safe as possible.
But...”
– Kenwood “Protect Your Child From Scalds” leaflet. Oddly unspecific.
The Missing Glove
It’s been about a month since I last saw lefty, so I’ve decided to take the ultimate action and actually look for him.
Search Day 1:
Fruitless. Well, not exactly fruitless. I found a hilarious ‘Protect Your Child From Scalds’ leaflet behind my bed, I found my hat too, oh and a tube of glow sticks.
Tomorrow we search the bags and coats. Well… me, I search.
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”
– Tom Waits
