January 2009
28 posts
Hehehehehe
Joe Kinnear accidentally called Charles N’Zogbia “insomnia” and now he wants to leave hahahaha
I remember eating marmalade sandwiches
Paddington Bear
Quite possibly my first role model
“My glasses are all fogged up…. It’s cus I’m so hot.”
– Grace Hilliard
Sshhh... A Widow's Walk With Christ is on
I love the Jesus channel.
Today I asked myself if Weetabix had wheat in it. It did. I nearly broke my Xbox’s hard drive by not pressing the button that stops it breaking when you try to put it back in. But I pressed it afterwards.
If you use German as your language on Bebo, and you look at someone’s profile when they’re “Down for whatever”, it says they’re...
“Let’s grow old together, and die at the same time.”
– White Lies.
YUM
Q. Recipe containing garlic, corn, and possibly a casserole?
So I have this frozen corn and a lot of garlic and for once I have eggs, flour, milk, etc. and I want to make something with all of this. What can I make? A. corn pudding???
46 seconds ago
“She has cat hair all over her face”
– Me, talking about my cat.
Clickk
I hate Ben Elton and his retarded shouty form of comedy. Ed Byrne with shaved hair looks like a cancer person, and also like Brian Molko from the Meds video, which is kinda cool. My elbow feels like it needs to click.
I'm still 18
I can be happy and youthful for another 185 days!!
All my friends are old
EDIT: Grace is still youthful and has another…. til July 2010 (affectionately known as ‘010) to be happy and youthful
“The three worst words in the English language… Health And Fucking Safety.”
– Stephen Fry
THE SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE...
- Dear Friend .This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it’s just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds ($22.5 million) of one of...
“Some people say we’re pessimistic, but they’ll probably die.”
– Flight Of The Conchords
I breed money
David says:
why. u only worked like 2 weeks
Eoghan says:
i got a grand for that
David says:
how much is left
Eoghan says:
over a grand
Y'know what?
I shouldn’t try to make people like me. People should like me as a consequence of who I actually am.
A site called Postcards From Yo Momma
Mom: When are you coming home for the holidays?
Me: Wednesday.
Mom: Why not now? What have you been doing?
Me: Just relaxing, just finished up finals Friday.
Mom: Are you a slut?
Me: What does that mean?
Mom: I don’t know, sluts never come home.
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